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"We don’t know where he is," manager Ned Yost said. "We were told (Monday) by the hotel that he had checked in. He hasn’t. We’re trying to get in touch with him.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LOOGY? Stands 6 foot, 250 pounds, answers to the name "Jose." Last seen giving up home runs at Target Field. If found, please contact Ned Yost.

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Vegas odds

Per this “notes” article, these are the Vegas over/under lines for team win totals in the AL Central:

Detroit 94
KC 78.5
Chicago 77.5
Cleveland 75.5
Minnesota 74

The best bet in my mind is taking the over on Cleveland. Taking the under on Detroit would be my second choice.

I'll be there in 3 weeks.

I’m in on the over on Cleveland if it’s still even close to that.

Would you put a hundy down for me?

If your serious,

email me. I’ll try to take care of you on that deal. bigdaddypb2003@yahoo.com

email me.
I guess the oddsmakers prefer ZiPS over Cairo

But in all seriousness, the sportsbooks might have hit the optimism/pessimism line just about perfectly.

UNDER on Chicago

I agree with OVER on Cleveland too.

i would take the under on Detroit and the over on KC, becuase as a diehard fan i feel compelled

plus i don’t feel either bet would be too terrible of a gamble.

can you help ease my ignorance and tell me what LOOGY stands for.

…besides a large ball of spit.

Lefty
One
Out
Guy
Y

thanks.

i feel as if i’ve just been let into the RR inner circle.

Just don’t forget the secret handshake.

Can we also call them a

LaRussa?

I think LaRussa wants a job with MLB

So he can persuade Selig to expand major league rosters from 25 to 50, opening the door for the LOPGY (Lefty One Pitch Guy).

i think a LaRussa would be the bullpen specialist brought in to hit batters as retaliation
He refuses to pitch without Kendall
Did anyone think to look under the couch cushions?
I think it is that Ned just doesn't recognize him, because

Jose is in the best shape of his life!™

Maybe nobody told him we signed him.

Gonna be awkward when he’s wandering around the Twins clubhouse.

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